[Mark Silverberg]
"I've had two daughters. I've lived through all the princess stuff."
"There's all this gross language about him. He's just... gross."
[Jan Curtis]
"Hello, scalliwag." "How are you scalliwags?" "Two scalliwags in this row." (and so on...)
"I caught someone else's bug. It's not mine, but the frog keeps threatening."
"I seem to have suppressed my frog for a little while."
"Yeats's son was a tall, strapping man who had no idea what his father was talking about."
"I wander around Wikipedia and find it useful. I also enjoy finding their mistakes."
"The more you disagree, the more I like it."
"You don't have to believe what I'm saying. Argue with me. Tell me I'm all wrong. I love it."
"He's kind of a Terminator figure in Irish myth. Beowulf is the Terminator for the Anglo-Saxons."
[Todd Pettigrew]
"We hope it wasn't the last thing he wrote, because it kinda sucks. It's pretty lame poetry."
"The rumor is that he partied too hard at his daughter's wedding and got sick from that and died. Let that be a lesson to you!"
"They cut off your head and put it on a spike on the London Bridge as a warning to other criminals coming into the city. Don't f*** with us!"
"Pasta is a dough that you boil. It's awesome! It's ground-breaking!"
"It was a dirty world, Shakespeare's world."
"Of course it all goes to hell, but that's history for you."
"Between knockin' up Anne Hathaway and striding the London stage, Shakespeare must've been doing something."
"He's a bad man because he's being dominated by his wife. This is a renaissance view. This is not my view. Anyone who knows my wife knows that."
"He falls asleep on the street. We've all been there!"
"Now we're on to anal sex jokes! Oh, Shakespeare."
"That came out slightly dirtier than I intended."
"It was like, 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?' 'F*** yeah!'"
"As I'm fond of saying, there's no such historical period as 'back then.'"
"A little homophobic joke there."
"Whoa... where's the voice coming from? Oh, the door's open. I thought I was losing my mind!"
--
This is after only three weeks of class. It's only going to get better.
Love,
Maggie
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